Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Hey there friends! Upset about your body? Do you have lots of squishy parts and flabby bits? Well, before you feel bad, please take a look at this:
See this lady?
This stunning, muscular piece of awesome right here?
This is Kat Berezowski. And guess what?
She has squishy bits too! Humans are like 90% squish, so EMBRACE YOUR SQUISHY AND FLABBY BITS AND IGNORE EVERYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE IT! YOU GO YOU BEAUTIFUL UNICORN YOU, I LOVE YOU